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You’ve stumbled upon the blog that resides on Chris Skalenda’s personal website. I have no idea how or why you did that. This is where I write about things I think interesting, so that the rest of the internet can ignore it. It’s not really meant to be anything spectacular or world-changing.So, who am I? I’m some random software engineer from Dallas, Texas. Honestly, it doesn’t matter.

Things posted here are not meant to represent the opinions of my employer, my alma mater, my family, my friends, or anyone else who is not me. There’s even a chance that it does not represent my own opinion at all! Any questions about these things can be solved with the following method:

  1. Take a deep breath.
  2. Close your browser.
  3. Go outside.
  4. Realize how beautiful today is.
  5. What was the problem again?